The Velvet Underground - Pale Blue Eyes
Something like that
Learning How to Play Guitar, with Jeffrey Chaney
Step One: Find the chords online to a song you like.
Step Two: Decide that song is too complicated. Find an easier one.
Step Three: Figure out the chord progression.
Step Four: Stumble through the song for fifteen minutes.
Step Five: Become repulsed with how awful you sound.
Step Six: Put down guitar, swear to never play again.
Step Seven: Repeat the process an hour later.*
*Or a day. Or however long you feel. This is obviously a diligent and effective means of learning an instrument.
At long last…
So, I’m not entirely great at communicating my bizarre intentions or the direction of my latest ventures. But… I bought a website? Cool, right?
BE AMONG THE FIRST TO CHECK IT OUT [ here ]
Thoughts?
Golden Globes: George Clooney who? The show-stealing star of the night, Uggie the dog from The Artist, poses with his very own Golden Globe.
[frontiercity.]
THIS DOG. WHERE CAN I GET A THIS DOG?
(Source: lunaticstyles)
I would like a herd of these for Christmas. Thanks.
(Source: thedailywhat)
The Simpsons Episode where Homer gets his jaw wired shut is probably my favorite episode ever. Why?
-(Referring to a framed news clipping in the bathroom reading “Local Man Ruins Everything”) “…that donkey is a bad influence on you”
-“I’m going to kill you!”
“Well so much for the new Homer… What is going on here?”
“Oh, I was just reading the title of this play.” (“I’m going to kill you” by: Edward Albee)
Eavesdropping on conversations
Man: I love New York.
Woman: I know it’s just-
Man: It’s wonderful. The art and color of that city it’s so-
Woman: I know I love the whole art scene there. Did you see the whole new art student thing?
Man: No I didn’t.
Woman: I was living-
Man: I saw this exhibit at the MoMA where this woman sat perfectly still for hours at a time.
Woman: I know, I love her! I was living in Woodstock in the sixties.
Man: You’re kidding
Woman: No, I was living there…
Conversation goes on from there. She didn’t go to the festival. More about the art scene in NYC. Interesting.


